domingo, julio 26, 2009

FARVISIÓN: La Pipa Blindada.

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(Con imágenes cortesía del Periódiko Guamá)

En la ciudad de Bayamo acaba de probarse exitosamente el prototipo de un vehículo de combate tierra-tierra, y que ya está listo para entrar en acción en otros territorios del país, incluso en zonas más hostiles que la ciudad de Bayamo, cuna de la cultura nacional, villa de trovadores, coches y puestos de frituras.

La Pipa Blindada es a prueba de ataques, es capaz de mantener con vida a los elementos que la conducen, y desplegar con éxito misiones tan riesgosas como llevar a los barrios cubanos la distribución equitativa de refresco carbonatado en el caluroso verano caribeño. Otra ventaja es que sus ocupantes pueden agregar agua al producto y manichear con el efectivo sin riesgo de ser señalados por testigos, recibir multas o incómodas pedradas.

El alto mando del ejército oriental está estudiando la posibilidad de arriesgarse con el traslado y comercialización de cerveza, más aún, hacer extensiva la experiencia a la capital, Ciudad de la Habana, usando caravanas de pipas blindadas que pueden repeler campos minados y/o emboscadas, pero hasta el momento los jefes del Ejército Occidental se han negado, por considerar el posible ejercicio como una maniobra inútil que sólo puede acarrear la pérdida de vidas humanas e incontables daños colaterales.

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8 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

Conioooo, farvision, que recuerdo de cuba de cuando chama, y que loco esta eso de la pipa bayamesa, parese la guerra mundial.

chiquitacubana dijo...

Rodrigo, esta para record esa pipa, si no fuese tan tragica la sed, me doblaba a carcajadas. Gracias por contarlo con tanta gracia.

saludos

Mandy Peraza dijo...

Es cierto, los cubanos tenemos esa facultad de reir hasta de aquello que nos mata. La parodia es muy buena, burla al lenguaje oficial que nos recitaron décadas y décadas, pero al final me queda una tristeza, una amargura de ver así a mi gente, humillada y reducida a una masa desesperada por algo tan simple como un refresco.

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